Fine, Ate Myka. Fine.

I shall sue you for being so mean to David Archuleta. Haha. Just kidding. But seriously, you better start being nice to him or else I will tie you up and force you to watch his performance of "With You" over and over again... Until you say something good about him! Haha! Just kidding. :)

-Myka Magsaysay (gimmepeanutbutter)

Fine ate Myka, FINE. You want me to sugarcoat poor little "Davey-leta-poo"? Well grab your insulin shots 'cause you're gonna get diabetes with all the sugarcoating. I can prove that I can be nice even to Archuleta. And you better not tie me to a chair and force me to watch Archie singing "I needya boo..." because I'll be armed...with carrots. Let's do this thing.

1. He has an awesome taste in T-Shirts. I like 'em all. Hernandez dresses like a schoolboy. Malubay dresses like a short person. Carly, well, she likes to show off her arms. Thus, Archie's wardrobe FTW! (along with Johns. And Cook.)

2. He's extremely humble that it sounds like silent arrogance. He's like "Gosh, Cook's gonna win" or "Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou" or "I've been like, a fan of Cook since day one." Awww. Plus, who can forget "What does dry wit mean?"

3. I won't say he sings well because that's already implied. Of course, Cook sings better. Around 8% of my refugee iTunes playlist is him. Which is a lot for one artist. He still has to beat Cook's 15% to have the most songs here though. And probably Ingrid Michaelson.

He sings so well that I can't help crying when I hear "Angels" or "Smoky Mountain Memories". I bet Cook can't help but not cry either (triple negative. that means...ugh nevermind). Although "With You" was, um...

4. He looks up to his older namesake. You can't go wrong about that. In fact, his admiration's gotten so bad that...nevermind. For reader sanity, I am not turning this post into a Cookleta post. But you know it's trueee...

5. He's not afraid to admit that Cook's better than him.

There. Happy? Now I'm going to put this carrot down...

VICTORY!!!!

I thought we were screwed because Berea isn't part of Manila. But it is in Rizal!

http://www.gmanews.tv/story/102629/Monday-classes-in-all-levels-suspended-in-Metro-12-provinces

Depends on what day it is.

Saturday;
You wake up
in the wee hours

of the morning; and

you wake up to rain.

What? Mishka needs a haircut?

Prior to the so called "i'mnotangryStateOfTehSchoolAddressbutpracticallyasermonthatlastedfiftyminuteswhichprobablytrauma'dthefreshies" yesterday, yours truly needs a hurrcut. And a wardrobe revamp. WHY? The five-days-five-collars thing. A true berean "FREE RAISINS!" moment. Wt[fish] indeed. That sounded Waay unreasonable. and what did that have to do with conduct? ehwhaaat? I mean, if we can't wear at least T-Shirts then give us uniforms? We're already complying with the no-shorts and the "we wear sleeves" thing. We wear closed shoes. Please. Right now we're dressing just fine.

However, I do *slightly* agree with the hair thing. I disagree with the bangs, but hey. I'm living with it. Apparently, my hair curling has its advantages. And no. Hair wax/gel/clay is TEH disgusting. (Question to the girl readers: Does a guy wearing gel.wax.clay on a hot day or when its starting to freeze off disgust you? Why or why not?) So uhm yeah. I don't think I'm looking forward to the CAT hurrcut. PLEASE. Then again, climate change means you need a cooler scalp.

I'm looking forward to Paolo with a haircut. And David! nyahahaha.

Cooler ways to kill me. (Less emo title: Things that keep me alive.)

Haters to the left... here's a list of more interesting ways to rid the world of that kid-named-mishka. all because stabbing/beheading/shooting/a sploding is so last season. (Deprivation from food, water and Jesus is already implied, erkay?)

1. Prevent me from reading fanfiction in a week. Watch the sparks fly.
2. Give me too much math. Or too little. Same applies for VA.
3. Force me to watch anything that has the Jonas Brothers in it.
4. Prevent me form listening to any music whatsoever. (Fat chance!)
5. Erase *static* *garble* *unintelligable words* from existence.
6. Make me read/something that makes me *squee* with utter *squee-dom*.

More soon, perhaps?

If there's such thing as a shoplifter shouldn't there be a bloglifter?

Mishka, you theif.

1. It's about morning, Who are you texting?

- I'm not texting anyone, but probably receiving more of Anjelo's GMs.

2. When it's Saturday afternoon, where are you usually?

- at home, asleep.

3. Who are the last four people to send you a text message?

- Tatay, Nanay, Nicah, Joachim

4. What brand of shampoo is in your

shower right now?

- Some coconut milk organic ewan ewan

5. Honestly, if you could have ANYONE

in the world, who would it be?

- I'll have Ellen DeGeneres teach me "teh way of teh ellen" so i can have my own Pwnful talk show and host the oscars. Minus the lesbianism, of course.

6. What are you listening to?

- EDSA

7. Your Birthday wishlist consists of:

- money.

8. Your ex just asked you out and you

say?

- I'd tell X that I've got plans for that day with Y and Z

9. You need a new pair of jeans, what

store do you go to first?

- the department store!

10. How do you feel about your hair?

- ish curly. Why can't I have like, David Hubalde's hair or something like that? WHY!??!?!

11. What time do you wake up for

school?

- Goji desu

12. What movie is in your DVD player?

- Er...dunno.

13. Last two numbers in your telephone

number?

- 34

14. Who calls you by a nickname?

- nobody. parents i guess.

15. What side of the bed do you sleep

on?

- The top. DUH. O_o

16. Favorite T.V. show?

- as of now it's AI of course.

17. Your last E-mail was from?

- multiply

18. Favorite Beverage?

- Matcha.

19. When's the next time

you'll kiss?

- *miss koni accent* eh?

20. What do your pants look like?

- I'm not wearing pants.

21. Are you tired?

- No, I'm humid

22. Would you kiss the cook of

tonight's dinner?

- uh, NO.

23. Laugh much?

- why not?

24. What are your plans for SUNDAY?

- church. and cram something for the day of the fatherrss

25. What is the dumbest thing you have

ever done with your cellphone?

- put in my mouth?

27. What do you want to be when you

grow up?

- Ellen DeGeneres!

28. The most exciting thing you've done

this week?

- make the freshmen die of laughter. make the new classmate die of nosebleed.

29. When was the last time you were up

all night?

- i forget.

30. Where is your favorite place?

- in the sate of mind in which things I hate don't exist. like my friends who are plastic.

31. Do you ever think about the price

of gasoline?

- Yup. so sad. :((

32. What is the best thing about

winter?

- the fact that it exists.

33. How often do you hold back from

saying what you are thinking?

- never. just ask my classmates.

34. Are you currently planning a trip?

- laughtrip yess.

35. Who was the last person you read

something out loud to?

- my dad. his phone.

36. Last time you forced yourself to do

something?

- (wow darcie-sensei and i have the same answer) ewan. kanina. i forced myself to wake up XD :))

37. Who's your number one on your top

friends?

- i dunno.

38. What makes you feel like you are

young again?

- I'm not young?

39. Do you ever type "kik" or ";p"

instead of "lol"?

- i use :P too much.

40. Do you know how to play chess?

- sure.

41. What's on your mind right now?

- siomai.

42. Do you want to take something back

that happened in the last week?

- hugging the new guy. I bet he's scared of me na.

David Archuleta - Think Of Me (Lifted from Dia and/or Jobi)

(I've done this before. I'm just bored out of my wits.)

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

>IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
The Ting Tings - Shut Up and Let Me Go

>WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Our Lady Peace - Innocent

>WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Colbie Calliat - The Little Things

>HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Daniel Powter - Bad Day

>WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Syesha Mercado - I Will Always Love You (Free Raisins.)

>WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Jordin Sparks - One Step at a Time

>WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Ingrid Michaelson - Overboard

>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Hannah Montana - Nobody's Perfect (free raisins. again.)

>WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Yael Naim - The Only One (Shut Up, Tim)

>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Carly Smithson - Superstar (ayos.)

>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
Corinne Bailey Rae - Like A Star

>WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Fall Out Boy - Beat It (hahaha. anti-social Mishka.) (Daughtry - Over You would be a funny result too :D )

>WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
David Cook - Always Be My Baby (take that, Nik.)

>WHAT SONG WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Regina Spektor - The Call (I'm assuming this is slow dancing?)

>WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Switchfoot - This Is Home

>WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Dave Matthews Band - Stay/Wasting Time

>WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love

>WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Green Day - I Fought The Law

>WHAT SONG WILL BE THE SUBJECT WHEN YOU REPOST?
David Archuleta - Think Of Me

Word of the Day: Shirimasen

Again, answer homework in comments. You know you want to...

"Shirimasen" [ しりません ] [ shee | ree | mah | sen ] phrase: I don't know
(ethnolinguistic group of etymological origin : Japanese)
(synonyms: "ewan")

Shirimasen is literally Japanese for "I don't know". Saying "Shirimasen" can prevent you from nosebleeding from a tough question in Japanese or any other language. Do not confuse "Shirimasen" with Sumimasen (Excuse Me), Shikansen (Bullet Train) or Shia LaBeouf (Supposedly "Hunky" actor). Saying "Shirimasen" is a great word too to learn in Japanese because of its hip and funky meaning (that last part made no sense).

Example:

Without "Shirimasen":
Mishka-kun: Bobu-san! Sumimasen, ima nanji desuka? Kyou wa nanichi nangatsu desuka? Tanjou biwa itsu desuka?
Random guy na itatago natin sa pangalang Bob: *Nosebleed*

With "Shrimasen":
Mishka-kun: Bobu-san! Sumimasen, ima nanji desuka? Kyou wa nanichi nangatsu desuka?
Bob: *shrugs* Shirimasen.
Mishka-kun: Kyou wa nanichi nangatsu desuka?
Bob: Shirimasen.
Mishka-kun: Tanjou biwa itsu desuka?
Bob: hachigatsu touka desu. I think.
Mishka-kun: You speak english? Why didn't you tell me?
Bob: (Eyes turn white and faints)

More examples:

Mishka: Dore wa nandesuka? *points to the box in your hand*
You: Shirimasen.
Box: Beep...beep...beep...
Mishka: (miss koni accent) eh?
Box: Self destruct in T minus 5...4...3...2...
*boom*

Kris Aquino: And for one million pesos, ano ang "ewan" sa wikang ginagamit ni Hiro Nakamura sa palabas na Heroes? Ito'y may sampung titik at kung sabihin ito ng mabilis at ang bibig ay puno ng polvoron ay magkasingtunog sa salitang "Sariwa, Eh!"
(let's say you have no idea what heroes is)
You: Umm...Err...*busts into tears* SHIRIMASEN!!!
Kris Aquino: Kurr-Ect!
*"Time of My Life" Plays, sparks rain from the ceiling and confetti everywhere*
You: Uhhh...My pamily...my pamily...ohhmaygadd...

Homework: Write a "shirimasen" dialogue. Write it both with and without today's word.

Word of the Day: Canon

Please answer your homework at the comment box below. Thanks! Best submissions get no prize. It's fun anyway.

Canon: (I bet you know what canon means, but this isn't that canon.)

"Canon" [kan | on] adj: Official in its domain.
(ethnolinguistic group of etymological origin : netspeak)
(synonyms: fanon)
(related terms: official, implied, AU)

Canon is used mostly in fanfiction and is used to describe an idea or a topic or principle that is implied officially in its original state. A synonym of Canon is Fanon, which is an idea or topic or principle that has not been sated or shown in a franchise's original state. Fanons are mostly made by rabid fangirls. Most fanons are pairings; where most pairings are slash. Canons are made official by the franchise itself. Fanons may become Canons as the franchise progresses.

Examples of Canons:
-Edward/Bella
-Wizards of Waverly Place is set in New York
-Cookleta
-Indiana Jones is afraid of snakes
-Hannah Montana is Miley Stewart's alter-ego

Examples of Fanons:
-All characters in the Harry Potter universe are capable of pregnancy (ew!!)
-SasuNaru
-Shrek dies in Shrek 2
-Mishka is not smart.
-Sharpay ends up with Troy

Homework: List 3 Canons and 2 Fanons. And a substancial basis to why this is so.

Two Birthdays and One Death Anniversary.

Happy Birthday Little Sister. You are now nine years old. When I was nine years old, I was screaming "AIR PRESSURE!" at the top of my lungs and being called gay by upperclassmen. Be thankful you're homeschooled. God Bless.


Happy Birthday Philippines. Thanks for having me. I hope you stay out of trouble and shake the corrupt officials off your shores and mountains. Get Well Soon! Global warming, like SARS or Bird Flu does not choose countries.


Farewell Summer. You will be missed (Well, at least for the next nine months).

(What an ugly tag i put XD)

(Shucks I just ruined the mood)

(Since the mood is ruined...)

It's OVER.

No Jobi, not you. It's school. So sad :[

Although i AM looking forward to some things. :D

Great Minds Think Alike., Or at least listen to the same music.

I'm so bored, I'm going to post random screenshots of some status messages that i find genius. I lurve YM. You?





Great Minds Think Alike., Or at least listen to the same music.

*Blowled Over By Utter Shock*

Yes, this is the umpteenth consecutive AI post. I just had to post it. Archie fans, hold on to your seatbelts. HSM fans too.

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/24229086.html

Um, is it just me or TheDavidArchuletaPuppyEyes are starting to get to people?

Um, is it just me or ArchieTheAdorableOne is Sergio's head shot? eew. *shudders* And I thought Justin's predicament was bad enough.

No, I don't hate him (the puppy). I'm just...disturbed.

Oh and did I mention, for some reason, the music is an endless loop of David Archuleta's Think of Me? Wait. It is? Augh. *slaps iTunes window*. This is probably the 4th time it replayed.

*sigh* Tagged AGAIN.

Since I've been tagged a billion times more than once, I don't find it nessecary to post the rules or anything. haha.

Anyway, The Gradmother has tagged me, and in proper internet courtesy, I accept the tagdom

8 Things You May Not Know About Me

1. I really, really hate people in weird ways. You might think that I like you a lot, but I probably hate you so much that i contradict reverse psycology backwards and appear to be your friend.

2. I make sappy, "senti", gooey songs on my guitar when I can't sleep but forget them eventually.

3. Slash Fiction Fanfiction intrigues me.

4. I wake up in the wee hours in the morning to go online.

5. When I eat cereal without milk (which i usually do) I get blisters in my mouth

6. I collect beanie babies (haha).

7. I like getting lost in interesting places.

8. I can fit my phone into my mouth.

6 Gross or Weird Things that Your Readers Don't Know About You

1. I'm a stalker. I'm probably watching you read this right now.

2. I like the idea of a sponataneous production number in an awkward situation. Blame the teenybopper musicals.

3. Ever since high school, I could sleep at will and sleep nonstop. as in like, "i'm bored. why don't i sleep? *zzz* " Gets?

4. I like going to the beach on a cloudy, dismal, about-to-rain day.

5. I used to be scared of James-sama. And kuya dave :))

6. Ever since American Idol proclaimed David Cook winner, I became a stark raving zombie fan...of Archie. and Cook. And ArchieAndCook.

(oops, i didn't really follow the instructions of the "list 6" thing because i think they're all weird AND gross)

YM Status messages. Bor'd.

Most of you know that at around 5:07 AM, nobody is online and it's pretty much like that till around 10 or 9. Since I'm bored out of my wits and have no enthusiasm to spam the comment boxes of Nicah and/or Kelly, I will get my CW juices flowing and list some of my boring (read:stupid) status messages that go up at around 6 when nobody's looking

• kabelmishka is sitting.
• kabelmishka is breathing.
• kabelmishka is sitting and breathing (OMG)
• kabelmishka is sitting uncomfortably on a swivel stool.
• kabelmishka is freaked out, like yeah.
• CupCooks and Small Dogs.
• I'm not a genius, everyone's just dumber than me.
• kabelmishka is laughing at the fact that nobody's online yet.
• kabelmishka is debating with Ticia
• kabelmishka is not at home, but mentally debating with Ticia
• kabelmishka is burning a house
• kabelmishka is almusal (FTW backwards)
• kabelmishka is food (again, win the for)
• I'm not wearing pants; *gasp* I'm wearing shorts
• kabelmishka is reminding himself to sit up straight for the umpteenth time.
• kabelmishka is listening to David Cook
• I eat your babies. (this is from kuya dave i think)
• Miley Cyrus is scarier than the Cloverfield Monster
• kabelmishka is reading, reading, reading. (busy)
• kabelmishka is sneaking away to read Cookleta fanfiction
• kabelmishka is roflolzing
• Oh what fun.
• kabelmishka wants cupcakes
• Summer is over and gone.
• Adieu.
• Online
• I'm not on SMS
• Mishka (not jobi)
• Cherry Jell-o!
• Jobi (not mishka)
• Mishka (not mishka)
• Jobi (not Jobi)
• kabelmishka can tell that you're probably wondering who Jobi is.
• kabelmishka is *cough* *cough* *static* *zap zap*
• kabelmishka is overusing the asterisk
• kabelmishka is dead
• kabelmishka is banging his head on the keyboard
• Awww...
• Someone needs a hug.
• kabelmishka is spamming someone's comment box (guess whose)
• Bor'd.
• kabelmishka is typing
• kabelmishka is running out of status messages.
• Sir Jaco says, "It's six frikkin AM"
• Invisible
  
• kabelmishka was.
• kabelmishka is not
• kabelmishka will be
• kabelmishka will have not been being was not isn't hadn't...CUPCAKE!
• kabelmishka is hiding from Fall Out Boy
• kabelmishka is dancing in his underwear room
• kabelmishka is lip-synching to happyslip
• kabelmishka just shot the sherrif
• kabelmishka is 1337
• kabelmishka is awesomeness
• kabelmshika can splel propperli
• kabelmishka just punched himself
• kabelmishka is pretending to be a rockstar
• kabelmishka adultnapped Ellen DeGeneres
• kabelmishka is desperately trying to reach the high note in "Music Of The Night"
• Photoshopping
• Photoshoppin'
• Puto-chopping
• kabelmishka wants you to start making sense
• kabelmishka is getting tired of typing
• *ded*

and of course, the very Gianco:

• Offline
  

More soon!

Don't Trust Archie XD

Lurking around LiveJournal, I found the following conversation.

(The following are comments on some "ArchieTheAdorableOne" article)

Person 1: How evil. In a good way. <3
Person 2: Me? Evil? ::holds picture of Archie-puppy-dog-eyes in front of face::
Person 1: I still think there's something behind Archie's puppy dog eyes. Something very suspicious.
Person 2: Haha. It's his IWILLRULETHEWORLD look.
Person 1: omg. no wai.
Person 2:Scenario:

David A.: walks into a bank Everyone get on the ground, hand me your valuables, and tellers can you please hand me the money in the vault?
Teller: Excuse me?
David A.: puppy dog eyes Please?
Teller and everyone else: Awwwwwwww hands over watches, rolls of money, etc.

Repeat with presidents, monarchs, dictators, etc. around the world. Lol, can you imagine Chavez being like "Awwww, here are all my oil refineries and fortunes!"

Person 3: That reminds me of a horrible Powerpuff Girls scene. o.0
Person 2: Hahaha.

David Archuleta = Mojo Jojo? LOL.

Person 3: Oh no. There was an episode where three cute fluffy animals invaded Townsville but they were so cute that the citizens dont mind them stealing or robbing, even gave them all they wanted.

O.0

LOL why I am referring to PPG. XD

Archie cant be Mojo. He's too cute.

Person 2: Hahaha, I don't remember that episode, but fits him perfectly!

xD He's a Mojo Jojo on the inside.
--------------------------------------------------
Argh. If only.

Scenario.

Mishka: Joakimmycub?
Joachim: Augh! Stop calling me that!
Mishka: Palibre ice cream.
Joachim: What makes you think-
Mishka: Puppy Eyes
Joachim: Awwwwww...Okay.

(some literary time lapses later)

Mishka: Surrender to Meeee! *lightning* I will rule teh World!11one
Leader of some army (haha): What in tarnation makes you assume that we'll surrender and let you dominate teh World?
Mishka: Or else.
Leader Dude: Or else what?
Mishka: *hauls out David Archuleta*
ArchieTheAdorableOne: Puppy Eyes
Leader Dude: Awwwwwww!

Oh and let's not forget.

Archie: Please stop dating Kimberly Caldwell.
Cook: Why? I think she's a nice girl.
Archie: She isn't! I don't like her! She's not meant for you! (aha)
Cook: Well, that's my decision and not yours.
Archie: *sigh* Puppy Eyes
Cook: huzzawhat?...uh...Awwwww...Okay. *smiles sweetly*
Archie: hihi. *covers camera lens*