Mishka and Dia's plot to World Domination

Me and Dia have decided to take over the world. To do so, we've compiled 25 easy steps to world domination.

1. Adultnap Oprah and force her to watch Dora the Explorer until she gives all of her money.
2. Post a video that subliminally repeats the message "You must obey".
3. Kidnap Both Davids and force them to endorse us.
4. Buy Youtube using the money of Oprah.
5. Stock up on Ben & Jerry's ice cream to prevent Global Warming.
6. Build an underwater headquarters complete with Dairy Queen and other cool t-shirt stores to protect us from Global Warming.
7. Establish an army of play-doh hamsters and rabbits (because they reproduce like crazy) and use them to take over the world.
8. Practice the Bass and Piano more.
9. Replace the statue of Liberty with a giant statue of Simon Cowell.
10. Establish a new country comprised of China, Russia, Canada, U.S. and Brazil and call it Disneyland.
11. Buy all the sushi in Japan. Force all Sushi chefs to work in the underwater headquarters.
12. Make "The Best Of Both Worlds" the National Anthem of Disneyland and force everyone to memorize it in 6 different languages, frontwards and backwards.
13. Make Jobi Gutierrez President (but we're still the over-all rulers)
14. Make another army of all the OFWs, nurses and Domestic helpers of the Philippines.
15. Make the Cloverfield Monster the National Animal.
16. Invite all aliens in the universe for a block party.
17. After the party, turn on the sprinklers and watch the water-soluble aliens disintegrate.
18. By this time, you've run out of money, so kidnap Bill Gates and repeat step 1.
19. Build a TLT highschool and college.
20. Make all birthdays a holiday!
21. Resurrect Elvis Presley.
22. Throw Jobi out of office, elect Annetta Villanueva.
23. Introduce a new kind of Government System which involves voting through Text and Phone calls. (Example: Tetta's numbers, dial 1866-idol-01, that's 1866-4365-01, or you can text the word "Vote" to...)
24. Have a free concert every week which will force everyone to like us better, thus obeying us.
25. Place gigantic blocks of evil man-eating tofu in 743 different cities around the world, then sit back, relax, and watch the chaos in the underwater headquarters while eating ice cream. *laugh maniacally*

For the sake of writing, we've decided to make a bonus.

26. Bake cupcakes.